Pistons Sign Ugliest Man in the World

The Pistons have made quite the splash this offseason, signing former college teammates Ben Gordon and Charlie Villanueava.

Holy Jesus, shield your eyes.

Undoubtedly, these are two good players. However, these were not the signings I had in mind when Joe D. made the Billups-Iverson trade. Congratulations Joe, you know have a bench player and the ugliest player in the world. If you could now work on a coach and a player that could take the Pistons back to the NBA finals, I would appreciate it.