Fuck You Zach

Ever under-fire Tigers pitcher Zach Miner was finally put out of his misery earlier today. Thank you Jeebus.

Props to Leyland for stringing Miner along though:

"But there is that one little percentage that if some other things don't work out, it could happen."

I think there is a "99.9 percent" chance Miner's reaction was exactly like this: